But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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