I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize
