We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You ruined the universe
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