Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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