There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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