it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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