Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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