thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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