He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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