sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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