honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I forget how to act sober
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