I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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