there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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