I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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