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New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.

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(848): View more from New Jersey

Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand

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(727): View more from Florida

If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.

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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!

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Thanks, mom.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.

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(303): View more from Colorado

You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.

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