Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Couch. On fire.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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