So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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