you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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