My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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