I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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