Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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