got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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