He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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