Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
she peed on how many people?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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