we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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