Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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