i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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