gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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