Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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