her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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