Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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