we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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