You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Im part way to drunk.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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