Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
