Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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