erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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