You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So squirting runs in the family.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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