no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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