I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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