She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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