She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Randomize
