Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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