there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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