You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
