Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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