I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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