you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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