I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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