Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
