yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
