Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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