what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
