awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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